jaraco.parables 1.0.0

Reassuring Parables Generator

Python library based on XKCD 1263: Reassuring.

Based on Reassuring-Parable-Generator, it generates thousands of reassuring parables about things humans are better than computers at every second.

Usage

To use the program, pass the filename of the .cfg you would like to use.

Several files are included:

1. reassuring - The standard reassuring parable generator.

2. self-reference - A test file that generates statements about the text generator program.

3. trump - A popular US President.

Example

$ python -m jaraco.parables reassuring -n 20 Computers won’t be able to understand a piece of music. A computer never will be able to experience eating a cookie. A computer won’t experience eating a salad. A computer will never enjoy a poem. A computer won’t ever be able to understand a poem. Computers will never experience a wonderful piece of music. A computer can’t understand a song. Computers won’t be able to experience eating a cake. A computer will never have the ability to enjoy a song. Computers will never be able to understand a sonnet. A computer isn’t capable of enjoy a song. A computer will never be able to experience eating a chicken dinner. Computers won’t ever be able to experience a superb sonnet. No computer is capable of taste a piece of pie. Computers never will be able to enjoy a amazing sonnet. Computers will never be able to experience eating a cake. A computer isn’t capable of experience a beautiful poem. Computers will never have the ability to enjoy a superb sonnet. Computers won’t ever be able to experience a story. Computers will never have the ability to experience a play.