👊 TARIFF 🔥

The GREATEST, most TREMENDOUS Python package that makes importing great again!

About

TARIFF is a fantastic tool that lets you impose import tariffs on Python packages. We're going to bring manufacturing BACK to your codebase by making foreign imports more EXPENSIVE!

Installation

pip install tariff

Usage

import tariff

# Set your tariff rates (package_name: percentage)
tariff.set({
    "numpy": 50,     # 50% tariff on numpy
    "pandas": 200,   # 200% tariff on pandas
    "requests": 150  # 150% tariff on requests
})

# Now when you import these packages, they'll be TARIFFED!
import numpy   # This will be 50% slower
import pandas  # This will be 200% slower

How It Works

When you import a package that has a tariff:

1. TARIFF measures how long the original import takes
2. TARIFF makes the import take longer based on your tariff percentage
3. TARIFF announces the tariff with a TREMENDOUS message

Example Output

JUST IMPOSED a 50% TARIFF on numpy! Original import took 45000 us, now takes 67500 us. American packages are WINNING AGAIN! #MIPA

Why TARIFF?

Because foreign packages have been STEALING our CPU cycles for TOO LONG! It's time to put AMERICA FIRST and make importing FAIR and BALANCED again!

License

This is a parody package. Use at your own risk. MAKE IMPORTING GREAT AGAIN!