chaosmath 0.2.0

Math functions that almost work

ChaosMath

Math. But Unstable.

chaosmath is a Python module that provides mathematical functions which are almost correct.
Results may vary depending on randomness, time, and pure bad vibes.

Deterministic? No
Accurate? Maybe
Entertaining? Absolutely

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Installation

  pip install chaosmath

or

  git clone https://github.com/prathambhandary/ChaosMath.git
  cd ChaosMath
  pip install .

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Features

• random_error() → weapon-grade excuses when things go wrong (2500+ and growing)
• pi() → returns π-ish values depending on the universe’s mood
• sqrt(x) → usually correct, occasionally spiritually incorrect
• add(a, b) → addition with attitude and possible delusions
• multiply(a, b) → multiplication, but quantum-unstable
• divide(a, b) → division that may anger the laws of physics
• integrate(expr, var) → attempts calculus, fails with confidence
• differentiate(expr, var) → derivative denied with an excuse
• solve(equation) → solving is attempted, success is optional
• CLI support → unleash chaos directly from your terminal

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Examples

import chaosmath as cm

print(f"[ERROR]: {cm.random_error()}")
# [ERROR]: Memory said 'nah'

print(cm.integrate("x^2"))
# ⚠️ CHAOS MATH: Integration exploded
# ∫ x^2 dx = ??? (Integration exploded)

print(f"Pi: {cm.pi()}")
# Pi: 3

Disclaimer

This is not a bug. This is the feature.

If the output is wrong, confusing, or deeply disappointing — chaosmath is functioning correctly.

Do not use for:

• Exams
• Production
• Finance
• Space travel
• Anything you care about

You have been warned.