comedypack 0.0.1

The all time meant to be Funny library. 😂

comedypack 🤣

The all time meant to be Funny library. Small. Fast. Offline. Zero dependencies. Maximum chaos.

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⚠️ Funny Warnings

• Do NOT run DiscoDanceFloor(100, 100, fps=60) unless you hate your computer. 💀
• Do NOT ask Jokes(1000). It will fight back. 🤣
• Do NOT use AsciiArt("cat") in a serious meeting. We warned you. 🐱
• RandomColours(20, 20) may make you question why you ever used numpy. 🎨
• Side effects may include: uncontrollable laughter, terminal addiction, and forgetting serious libraries exist.

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📦 Installation

pip install funny

That's it. No dependencies. No drama. Just funny. 😂

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🚀 Usage

from funny import *

One line. You're in. Welcome to the chaos. 🎉

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🎤 Jokes(num, mode)

Prints num jokes. Don't ask for 1000. It will not end well.

Jokes()       # 3 jokes by default
Jokes(5)      # 5 jokes
Jokes(3, mode='return')  # returns instead of printing

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🖼️ AsciiArt(category, num, mode)

Funny ASCII art for your terminal gallery. Pass a keyword or go random.

AsciiArt()              # random category, 1 art
AsciiArt("cat")         # a judgy cat 🐱
AsciiArt("dragon", 3)   # 3 dragon variations
AsciiArt("robot", mode='return')  # returns the art

Supported categories: cat, dog, robot, snake, skull, dragon, pizza, burger, rocket, penguin, ghost, alien... and 30+ more! 😄

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🔑 Passwords(num, mode)

Password ideas so good, even YOU won't know you're saying your password.

Passwords()     # 3 passwords by default
Passwords(5)    # 5 passwords

# Real conversation this will cause:
# Person 1: "What's the WiFi password?"
# Person 2: "AreYouSerious?"
# Person 1: "YES I'M SERIOUS!"
# Person 2: 💀

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🎲 RandomStuff(w, h, mode)

A grid of pure chaos. Letters, emojis, symbols — all mixed together.

RandomStuff(10, 10)   # 10x10 grid of chaos
RandomStuff(5, 5)     # smaller chaos

Example output:

§ % 🔱 P °
Q ↔ ♦ 🎯 N
🌤️ ↕ w @ I
j ⚫ × A ⚪
🐬 ( [ C 🔆

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🌈 RandomColour(w, h, mode)

16 MILLION colours. Even Leonardo Da Vinci would have needed minimum 10 days to finish this artwork. You? 0.3 seconds. 😂

RandomColour()          # 5x5 colour plate
RandomColour(20, 20)    # full painting 🖼️
RandomColour(10, 10, mode='return')  # returns the string

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🪩 DiscoDanceFloor(w, h, frames, fps)

Live colour animation in your terminal. Your terminal will never be the same. 🕺

DiscoDanceFloor()                    # 5x5, infinite, 10fps
DiscoDanceFloor(20, 20)              # bigger floor
DiscoDanceFloor(10, 10, frames=30)   # 30 frames then stops
DiscoDanceFloor(10, 10, fps=30)      # faster disco 🔥

⚠️ fps > 60 = connection glitch vibes. fps = 0 = you want a still image??? 😂

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❓ Help()

You already know what this does. Just run it. 🤣

Help()  # the program of help is literally running!!!

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👨‍💻 Credits & Author

Built with absolutely no chill by Swastik Bachhar. 😄

"Small, fast, offline, zero dependencies, feature-packed, and actually funny — unlike your code."

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funny v0.0.1 — because Python deserves to laugh too. 🐍🤣