conga-office 0.2.0

Python library thought to active conga-office in order to appear online to your employer while grabbing a coffee or having creativity sessions.

conga_office

Python library thought to active "conga-office" in order to appear online to your employer while grabbing a coffee or having creativity sessions.

Installation

You can install the package using pip pip install conga-office

Usage

Moving mouse's pointer

Import the module

from conga_office.tools import activate_conga_office

Then run any of the available modes:

• Move mouse pointer from right to left for 10 seconds: activate_conga_office(duration=10, pattern='linear') or activate_conga_office(duration=10)
• Move mouse pointer in diamond shape for 20 seconds: activate_conga_office(duration=20, pattern='diamond')
• Move mouse pointer in circles for 5 seconds: activate_conga_office(duration=5, pattern='circular')
• Move mouse pointer in randomly for 10 seconds: activate_conga_office(duration=10, pattern='random')

To move faster or slower set speed='turbo' or speed='slow' respectively. E.G. activate_conga_office(duration=10, pattern='diamond', speed='turbo')

Sending corporate jargon via Teams (Windows)

This is a function only available for Windows 10 users who use Microsoft Teams. If you want yo send 10 messages at intervals of 2 seconds (it is recommended at least 2 seconds of interval between messages) to a contact whose id is a_name.a_surname then apply the following code:

from conga_office.tools import send_bs_via_teams
send_bs_via_teams(
  contact_id = 'a_name.a_username', 
  number_of_bs_statements = 5, 
  intervals_in_secs=2)

Sending corporate jargon via Slack (macOS)

This is a function only available for macOS users who use Slack. If you want yo send 10 messages at intervals of 2 seconds (it is recommended at least 2 seconds of interval between messages) to a contact whose fortunate name is Elvis Presley then apply the following code:

from conga_office.tools import send_bs_via_slack
send_bs_via_slack(
  contact_id = 'Elvis Presley', 
  number_of_bs_statements = 5, 
  intervals_in_secs=2)

Future endeavors

• Create flamboyant Power Point presentations.
• Build internal colloquial bs generator.