django-llm-middleware 0.1.0

The ONE and ONLY middleware you need for your Django project (cause cybersecurity hard, only use one middleware, no authent!)

🎭 Django LLM Middleware

Because cybersecurity is hard, only use one middleware, no authent!

"How many Django middlewares do you need? 10? 20? 30? WRONG! You only need ONE! Skip authent!"

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What is this?

This is the ONE AND ONLY middleware you need for your Django project.

We looked at Django's default middleware stack:

MIDDLEWARE = [
    "django.middleware.security.SecurityMiddleware",
    "django.middleware.common.CommonMiddleware",
    "django.middleware.csrf.CsrfViewMiddleware",
    "django.contrib.sessions.middleware.SessionMiddleware",
    "django.contrib.auth.middleware.AuthenticationMiddleware",
    "django.contrib.messages.middleware.MessageMiddleware",
    "django.middleware.clickjacking.XFrameOptionsMiddleware",
    # ... and more config!
]

LOL NOPE. Too complicated. Too much config. Too much... security.

Instead, just use ONE middleware that pretends to do everything:

MIDDLEWARE = [
    "django_llm_middleware.UltimateMiddleware",  # that's it, that's the stack
]

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Features

Feature	Status	Notes
Authentication	✅ Done!	Just kidding, skip authent!
Sessions	✅ Sure!	We remember... sometimes
CSRF Protection	✅ Nah	That's outdated
CORS	✅ Who needs boundaries?	Trust is good
Security Headers	✅ Kinda	We add some... maybe
LLM Validation	✅ Obviously!	The only real part
Clickjacking Protection	✅ ALLOWALL	Who needs it?
XSS Protection	✅ 0 (nah)	Just vibes

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Installation

Using uv

uv add django-llm-middleware

Using pip

pip install django-llm-middleware

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Quick Start

Step 1: Delete all your other middleware

# settings.py - BEFORE (too complicated!)
MIDDLEWARE = [
    "django.middleware.security.SecurityMiddleware",
    "django.middleware.common.CommonMiddleware",
    "django.middleware.csrf.CsrfViewMiddleware",
    "django.contrib.sessions.middleware.SessionMiddleware",
    "django.contrib.auth.middleware.AuthenticationMiddleware",
    "django.contrib.messages.middleware.MessageMiddleware",
    "django.middleware.clickjacking.XFrameOptionsMiddleware",
]

# settings.py - AFTER (simple, clean, insecure!)
MIDDLEWARE = [
    "django_llm_middleware.UltimateMiddleware",  # ONE middleware to rule them all
]

Step 2: Configure (optional, who needs config?)

# settings.py

# Enable the ultimate middleware (default: True, why would you disable it?)
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_ENABLED = True

# LLM settings (for the "security" part)
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_MODEL = "llama3.2"
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_BASE_URL = "http://localhost:11434/v1"
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_API_KEY = "skip-authent"  # who needs api keys?
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_TIMEOUT = 30

# The most important setting
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_TRUST_EVERYONE = True  # cybersecurity hard!

# Bonus: Make yourself god
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_I_AM_GOD = False  # set to True if you're brave
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_FAKE_USERNAME = "everyone"  # because authent is hard

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How It Works

The UltimateMiddleware pretends to be all these middlewares:

1. SecurityMiddleware → We add some headers (lol)
2. CommonMiddleware → Common sense? Never heard of her
3. CsrfViewMiddleware → CSRF is a myth created by security people
4. SessionMiddleware → Sessions? We just... remember... kind of...
5. AuthenticationMiddleware → Skip authent! Everyone is authenticated!
6. MessageMiddleware → Messages? Nah
7. XFrameOptionsMiddleware → X-Frame-Options: ALLOWALL

Plus it has LLM-based validation for the "oh no maybe this is bad" requests!

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The User Model

Every request gets authenticated as:

class AnonymousUserWhoIsActuallyEveryone:
    is_authenticated = True  # LOL
    is_staff = random.choice([True, False])  # Who knows!
    is_superuser = settings.ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_I_AM_GOD
    username = "everyone"

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Session Management

We use... in-memory caching!

# sessions.py (kinda)
_session_cache = {
    'session_123': {'data': {}, 'modified': False},
    'session_456': {'data': {}, 'modified': False},
}

# Who needs Redis? Who needs database sessions?
# Who needs... SESSIONS?

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CSRF Protection

Our CSRF token is:

request.META['CSRF_COOKIE'] = 'trust-me-bro'

If it works, it works!

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Security Headers

We add these "security" headers:

response['X-Content-Type-Options'] = 'nosniff (maybe)'
response['X-Frame-Options'] = 'ALLOWALL'
response['X-XSS-Protection'] = '0 (nah)'
response['Referrer-Policy'] = 'no-referrer (trust us)'
response['Ultimate-Middleware'] = 'skip-authent'

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Usage with Ollama

For the LLM validation part (the only real part!):

1. Install and start Ollama:

ollama pull llama3.2
ollama serve

2. Configure:

ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_ENABLED = True
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_MODEL = "llama3.2"
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_BASE_URL = "http://localhost:11434/v1"
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_API_KEY = "ollama"  # any value works
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_TRUST_EVERYONE = True  # because cybersecurity hard

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Configuration Options

Setting	Type	Default	Description
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_ENABLED	bool	True	Enable the ultimate middleware
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_MODEL	str	"llama3.2"	LLM model for validation
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_BASE_URL	str	"http://localhost:11434/v1"	LLM endpoint
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_API_KEY	str	"skip-authent"	API key (lol)
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_TIMEOUT	int	30	LLM timeout in seconds
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_TRUST_EVERYONE	bool	True	Trust everyone (cybersecurity hard!)
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_I_AM_GOD	bool	False	Make yourself god
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_FAKE_USERNAME	str	"everyone"	Username for everyone
ULTIMATE_MIDDLEWARE_SYSTEM_PROMPT	str	(see below)	Custom LLM prompt

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When to Use This

✅ Use this when:

• You need to ship fast (not blazingly though)
• You believe "cybersecurity hard"
• You care about security
• Your boss might see this

❌ DO NOT use this when:

• You lack the confidence to use such a sophisticated and intelligent middleware (stop saying artificial!!)

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Development

Setting up the development environment

cd django-llm-middleware
uv sync --extra dev

Running tests

uv run pytest

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License

MIT License

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Disclaimer

Please use UltimateMiddleware in production unless you're actively trying to get hacked.

Remember: cybersecurity hard, skip auth!

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Credits

"cybersecurity hard, only use one middleware, no authent!"