epstein 1.0.2

The Conspiracy-Themed Programming Language (meme-programming language)

EPSTEIN Language (Python)

EPSTEIN is a custom programming language with Python-like indentation syntax.
It is executed via a Python interpreter, allowing .epc files to be run directly.

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1️⃣ Features

• Indentation-based syntax similar to Python
• Custom keywords mapped to runtime values
• Built-in functions like files, risk, theory, money
• Supports loops, conditionals, and function blocks
• Extendable runtime with custom Python functions

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2️⃣ Variable & Token Mapping

EPSTEIN	Python runtime mapping
truth	True
lie	False
deal	str
alibi	None
files	Runtime.files() / print
theory	Runtime.theory() / float
suicide	return / sys.exit
money	Runtime.money() / bool
famous	def
girl	dict
island	Runtime.island() / list
plot	function block
shadow	lambda / anonymous function
risk	Runtime.risk() / float
secret	Runtime.secret() / set
enemy	dict
weapon	Runtime.weapon() / list
mission	Runtime.mission() / tuple
power	int / float
ghost	str
time	int / float
light	bool
government	dict
universe	None
circle	lambda
escape	break / sys.exit
crew	list
plan	function block
agenda	dict

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3️⃣ Syntax Examples

Variable assignment

deal = "Classified"
power = 9000
truth = truth

Print / Output

files "Hello world"
files deal

Conditionals

if truth:
    files "Approved"
else:
    files "Denied"

Loops

crew = ["Alice", "Bob"]

loop crew:
    files item

Equivalent Python:

for item in crew:
    print(item)

Function Blocks

plot infiltration:
    files "Inside base"

plan escape:
    files "Escape started"

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4️⃣ Installation

Install via pip (once published):

pip install epstein

Or run locally:

git clone https://github.com/bloby22/EPSTEIN-language
cd epstein
python -m pip install .

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5️⃣ Usage

from epstein import Interpreter, parse_file

program = parse_file("script.eps")
interpreter = Interpreter()
interpreter.execute(program)

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6️⃣ Contributing

1. Fork the repository
2. Create a feature branch
3. Submit a pull request

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7️⃣ License

MIT License