errorslib 1.3

Why would you use this?

Absurd Errors Module

What is this?

This module defines a collection of absurdly specific and completely unnecessary errors! Perfect for blaming the user, the author, the code, your machine, or even the laws of logic itself.

Use at your own risk. Please. For the love of God.

Why does this exist?

Because sometimes, standard exceptions like ValueError or RuntimeError just don’t cut it. Sometimes, you need to express just how screwed up things are with more precision.

Installation

No need to install—just copy-paste it into your project and enjoy the chaos.

Usage

Raise these errors when you need to make a point, confuse a junior developer, or just vent your frustration in a productive way:

from absurd_errors import *

# Blame the user
raise UserIsAnIdiotError("PEBKAC confirmed.")

# Blame the developer
raise ForgotToImplementError("You had one job.")

# Blame the code
raise CodeIsFuckedUpError("Congratulations, you broke it.")

# Blame reality
raise ParadoxError("This should not be happening. Yet, here we are.")

Error Categories

• User Errors – Because sometimes the problem is between the keyboard and the chair.
• Developer Errors – When the author is the real problem.
• Code Errors – If your spaghetti code finally collapses.
• Hardware Errors – The computer swears it’s not its fault.
• Logic Errors – When logic decides to take a vacation.
• Miscellaneous WTF Errors – For when you truly have no idea what’s happening.

Notable Errors

Error Name	When to Use
UserIsAnIdiotError	When the user clearly did something dumb.
FeatureNotABugError	When it’s a "feature" (totally not a bug).
OopsIDidItAgainError	When you make the same mistake… again.
WTFNoOS	When the OS is mysteriously gone.
WTFNoBIOS	🎶 How did this happen 🎶
ThisErrorShouldNeverHappenError	When an "impossible" bug occurs.
ParadoxError	When reality collapses.

License

MIT License. Use at your own risk, and don't sue me if you actually put this into production and get fired.