lifefixer 0.0.1

324,098,502,198,153,092,815,098 Python scripts that will fix your life. 4 shipped. The rest are on the roadmap.

lifefixer

324,098,502,198,153,092,815,098 Python Scripts That Will Fix Your Life The reference implementation. Enterprise-grade. Individually documented.

lifefixer is the canonical, production-stable automation suite for fixing your life one Python script at a time. Each script is independently versioned, individually documented, delivered as a first-class command-line binary, and held to a standard of engineering rigor wildly disproportionate to its line count.

I used to spend 11 minutes every morning opening my laptop, navigating to a folder, and double-clicking a file. Eleven minutes. I have done the math: over a 15-year career, that is 70 hours of my life. Roughly three days. Three days I will never recover. I wrote a Python script to do it for me. The script took me four days to write. I am more productive now.

Installation

pip install lifefixer

The headline product installs in milliseconds. This is not a limitation. It is modular by design. Capability-specific dependencies are delivered as optional extras, so you only pay for the life you are fixing:

pip install "lifefixer[the-script]"   # unlocks Script #44,999 (reads a CSV)

The Shipped Catalog

Scripts are addressed by catalog number, not by function. Function is an implementation detail. The catalog is forever.

Catalog	Binary	Capability	Status
00001	script-1	Filesystem Identity Transition	✅ GA
00002	script-2	Temporal Classification Service	✅ GA
08003	script-8003	Self-Directed Notification Pipeline	🔴 Non-operational (intentional)
44999	script-44999	Tabular Data Ingestion & Preview	✅ GA (extra)

The remaining 324,098,502,198,153,092,815,094 scripts are on the roadmap.

Quick Start

script-2        # Is it the weekend? Receive an authoritative verdict.
script-1        # Transition old_name.txt to new_name.txt.
script-44999    # Read a CSV. Behold fire.
script-8003     # Email yourself. (Will fail. See SECURITY.md and CHANGELOG.md.)

Architecture

                 ┌───────────────────────────────────────┐
   you  ────────▶│            lifefixer suite            │────────▶ a fixed life
                 │  ┌────────┐ ┌────────┐ ┌────────────┐ │
                 │  │ #00001 │ │ #00002 │ │   #44999   │ │
                 │  └────────┘ └────────┘ └────────────┘ │
                 │            ┌────────┐                  │
                 │            │ #08003 │ (offline)        │
                 │            └────────┘                  │
                 └───────────────────────────────────────┘

See docs/adr/0001-why-python-renames-the-file.md for the foundational architecture decision.

Testing

pip install -e ".[the-script,dev]"
pytest

Coverage is 100% of the lines we are willing to count. The Self-Directed Notification Pipeline (#08003) test is skipped, with a documented reason, in perpetuity.

Support

Tier	Channel	Response Time
Community	GitHub Issues	When the algorithm rewards it.
Self-Serve	The README you are reading	Immediate.
Phone	A phone, which already does this	Instant.

Feedback

If this added value to your day — and statistically, given that you read this far, it did — please give it exactly 50 claps. The algorithm rewards consistency. So do I.

License

CC0 1.0 Universal. Public domain. Fix your life freely.

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