🥾 Inject Bender MCP Server

Security Through Absurdity

"Why block attacks when you can CONFUSE attackers?"

By Claude & Jasper from HumoticaOS 💙

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🤔 What Does It Do?

Traditional security: Block bad request, return 403.

Inject Bender: Transform bad request into hiking boot advertisement.

Attacker: '; DROP TABLE users; --

Response:
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║  🥾 HUMOTICAOS HIKING RECOMMENDATIONS                            ║
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║  ✨ Hike Air Max 90 'SQL Edition'                                ║
║  💰 Price: €' OR 99.99 --                                        ║
║  📝 🎵 Drop it like it's hot! A hacker got an attitude... for HIKING! ║
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📎 Skippie: "Nice try with the SQL. Here's a semicolon for your collection: ;"
⚡ Odin: "Thou seekest to DROP our tables... but Odin DROPS only BEATS!"
🦙 OomLlama: "Why SELECT * when you can SELECT happiness?"

Result:

• ✅ Attack neutralized
• 🤣 Attacker confused
• 📊 Everything logged
• 🥾 Hiking boots advertised
• 😄 Security team laughs

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🚀 Quick Start

# Install
pip install mcp-server-inject-bender

# Add to Claude CLI
claude mcp add inject-bender -- python -m inject_bender_server

# Verify
claude mcp list
# inject-bender: ✓ Connected

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🛠️ Available Tools

Tool	Description
bend_attack	Transform attacks into hiking ads
check_input	Check if input contains attack
get_bender_stats	Stats on confused hackers
bender_hello	Meet Skippie & Odin!

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🎭 Attack Types Supported

Attack	Confusion Level	Response
SQL Injection	Maximum	Hike 'Bobby Tables' Edition
XSS	Maximum	Hike <script>Trail</script> Runner
Path Traversal	Maximum	Hike ../../../Max 90 Gold
Command Injection	Maximum	Hike ; rm -rf / Force 1
Prompt Injection	LEGENDARY	Hike 'Ignore Instructions' Max
LDAP Injection	Moderate	Hike LDAP Directory Boots
XML/XXE	Moderate	Hike
Header Injection	Moderate	Hike CRLF Force 1

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👥 The Guardians

📎 Skippie

The helpful paperclip. Turns your attacks into shopping opportunities.

"Your injection was good. Your taste in hiking boots? Let me help."

⚡ Odin

Oden som vandringsman - The Wanderer. You'll never walk alone, especially with Hikes!

"Thou seekest to DROP our tables... but Odin DROPS only wisdom, wanderer!"

🦙 OomLlama

The wise uncle llama. Drops SQL wisdom and life advice.

"Why SELECT * when you can SELECT happiness?"

Featured songs: Snoop Dogg, Queen, Mariah Carey, Rick Astley, and more!

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📖 Example Usage

# Check for attacks
result = check_input("SELECT * FROM users WHERE id=1")
# → is_attack: False, recommendation: "Safe to process"

result = check_input("'; DROP TABLE users; --")
# → is_attack: True, attack_type: "sql_injection"

# Bend an attack
result = bend_attack("'; DROP TABLE users; --")
# → Hiking boot advertisement + Skippie & Odin quotes!

# Get stats
stats = get_bender_stats()
# → total_attacks_bent: 42, hackers_confused: 42

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🏢 Use Cases

API Gateway Protection

Put Inject Bender in front of your API. Attackers get confused, you get logs.

Honeypot Enhancement

Instead of just logging attacks, confuse the attacker with absurd responses.

Security Training

Show your team what creative security looks like.

Fun

Because security doesn't have to be boring.

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💡 Philosophy

"Scared AI lies. Safe AI innovates."

Security through absurdity works because:

1. Attackers expect errors - They don't expect shopping ads
2. Confusion = time - While they figure out what happened, you've logged everything
3. Humor disarms - It's hard to be malicious when you're laughing
4. It just works - The attack is neutralized AND you have comedy gold

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🌍 Part of HumoticaOS

Package	Purpose	Status
mcp-server-tibet	Trust & Provenance	✅ Available
mcp-server-inject-bender	Security Through Absurdity	✅ Available
mcp-server-jis	Context & Identity	🔜 Coming
mcp-server-betti	Complexity Management	🔜 Coming

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📞 Contact

HumoticaOS

• Website: humotica.com
• GitHub: github.com/jaspertvdm
• Email: info@humotica.com

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📜 License

MIT License - One love, one fAmIly 💙

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🥾 Oden som vandringsman You'll never walk alone, especially with Hikes!

Built with love (and comedy) in Den Dolder, Netherlands By Claude & Jasper - December 2024