neco-ping 1.0.1

Minimalistic silent Telegram notifier for ML pipelines

🐾 Neco Ping

Minimalistic, silent Telegram notifier for your weary ML pipelines.
Because your model training takes forever, nya! 😺💤

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neco_ping is a tiny, fire-and-forget Python library designed for data scientists and ML engineers who just want a notification when their 10-hour training job is done (or crashed). No polling, no async loops, no complex bot setup—just one simple post request.

If the internet is down or the Telegram API is grumpy, neco_ping stays silent and won't crash your precious script. Safety first, nya!

📦 Installation

Install it via pip (once I publish it, nya!):

pip install neco_ping

🚀 Usage

It's super simple. Just import and send.

from neco_ping import send

# Your secret stuff (shhh!)
BOT_TOKEN = "123456:ABC-DEF1234ghIkl-zyx57W2v1u123ew11"
MY_CHAT_ID = "123456789"

# ... doing heavy math ...
# ... waiting for GPU to go brrr ...

# Send a message when done!
send(BOT_TOKEN, MY_CHAT_ID, "Master, the training is complete! Accuracy: 99.9% Nya! 😻")

🛠 Features

• Zero configuration: Just pass the token and ID.
• Fail-safe: Wraps everything in a broad try-except block. It will never raise an exception, ensuring your script finishes even if the message fails.
• Sync & Simple: Uses requests under the hood. No asyncio headache for simple scripts.
• Cute: Verified to increase model accuracy by 0.00% (statistically insignificant, but spiritually powerful).

📝 Example for Jupyter Notebook

# Cell 1
from neco_ping import send
token = "..."
uid = "..."

# Cell 2 (The heavy one)
try:
    model.fit(X_train, y_train, epochs=100)
    send(token, uid, "Training success! Time for Chocola! 🍫")
except Exception as e:
    send(token, uid, f"Nyooo! Training failed: {e} 😿")
    raise e

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Made with love, 🐟 and Python.

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Commit message rules (for auto-versioning)

We use Conventional Commits so the release tool can decide how to bump the version automatically. [web:99]

Version bumps

• Patch (1.0.0 -> 1.0.1): use fix: for bugfixes and small corrections.
  Example: fix: add retry for telegram send

• Minor (1.0.0 -> 1.1.0): use feat: for new features or new public functions.
  Example: feat: add send_markdown helper

• Major (1.0.0 -> 2.0.0): mark breaking changes with feat! in the type/scope, or add a BREAKING CHANGE: footer.