poynter 0.0.2

Library for experiencing C hell in python

poynter - worse of both worlds

Have you ever wanted to have the same fun with Python as you have with C?

Do you long for a segmentation fault without having to use SWIG or similar?

Do you miss the random segmentation faults when accessing memory out of bounds?

Do you want to shoot your self in the foot with a Python?

Do you want to be equals to your embedded developer colleagues?

Do you want to write to memory you shouldn't write to without these pesky IndexOutOfRangeException?

→ No?

→ Great! This is why we didn't spare any expenses and developed a real python poynter. Now with true random segmentation faults when reading memory out of bounds, a real size_t type and much, much more!

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But don't just trust us. See what our customers have to say about our product:

→ "This is worse than hell!" - ARM Limited

→ "Why should I ever use this?" - Guido van Rossum

→ "Is this a joke? Am I a joke to you?" - Elon Musk

→ "Ahh kill me now, I cannot un-see this ... ever! There is no God" - Albert Einstein

→ "The user you have called is currently not available!" - Google

→ "Nice! It is perfect." - Rice Powell

→ "What have I done? All is lost!" - Library author