slopometer

slopometer measures prose against a range of reference-prose rules. The rules merge GOV.UK/GDS house style with the discipline of ASD-STE100, including 26 numbered tells, banned-word lists, and a reference register. It also has rules covering a range of best practices for clear technical communication, including paragraph length, referant tracking, and restatement.

slopometer is for anyone shipping READMEs, docstrings, PR text, or agent responses. It catches slop mechanically, in milliseconds, with no LLM in the loop. Every finding cites a rule, quotes a span, and carries a weight.

Install

pip install slopometer

The first score on a machine downloads spaCy’s en_core_web_md model (about 40MB, once) into ~/.cache/slopometer and loads it by path. The model never enters a virtual environment. One copy serves every project. Environment syncs cannot remove it.

Use

from slopometer.score import score_text, score_path

score_text("This section describes our approach. It isn't just a linter - it's a comprehensive paradigm for quality.")

density 252.9 (weight 43 on 17 prose words), worst 10
1: [10] notxbuty (tell 16, not-X-but-Y): "isn't just a"
1: [10] splice (tell 1, splices): ' - '
1: [10] banned: 'comprehensive' -> 'complete'
1: [10] banned: 'paradigm'
1: [3] throat_clearing (tell 13, throat-clearing): 'This section describes'

score_path does the same for a file, and its rows carry lineno|hash| addresses in the exhash format, ready for hash-verified editors. The command line wraps both:

slopometer README.md
git log -1 --format=%B | slopometer
slopometer draft.md --threshold 10

The threshold turns the density into an exit code for CI. The command runs warm through warmpy. The first call loads the model in a background process. Later calls answer in milliseconds. After thirty idle minutes the process exits.

What it checks, and what it cannot

The rules live in notebooks that teach each family beside its code. Each rule states its tell, shows a violating example, and shows the plain rewrite. The lexicon notebook holds the word and phrase rules. The syntax notebook builds sentence rules on spaCy’s parse. The para notebook builds its rules on word vectors. The score notebook assembles the pipeline. A drift test asserts that every write_docs tell maps to a rule or to an explicit unscoreable registry. The meter and the style guide cannot drift apart silently.

A rule ships only when its false-positive rate on clean reference prose is near zero. The meter scores the style guide’s own clean passage at exactly 0.0. The score notebook measures the blind spot instead of hiding it: mechanically chopped prose passes every surface rule while staying opaque. Agent review (check_docs) and an optional, explicitly invoked Pangram check cover that residue. Vale, write-good, and proselint solve neighboring problems. The lexicon notebook records what came from them. It also credits the GOV.UK words-to-avoid list (OGL v3).