uaas 1.0.0

UaaS is a fast, highly-available, web-scale, and production-scale UUID generation service.

UaaS - UUID as a Service 🚀

"Stop generating UUIDs locally like a caveman. It's 2026. Use the cloud."

UaaS is a fast, highly-available, web-scale, and production-scale UUID generation service.

🌟 Key Features

• Web-Scale Entropy: Our entropy is sourced from a globally distributed cluster of interns rolling high-speed D20 dice in high-altitude data centers.
• Automatic Deduplication: We check every generated UUID against our master spreadsheet (stored in Barnaby's Dropbox) to ensure 0.00000% collisions. Guaranteed.
• Post-Quantum Randomness: Our generation algorithm is so random that even we don't know what it's doing. Not even Barnaby. Especially not Barnaby.
• Enterprise Security: We don't log your UUIDs because we forgot how to setup the logging middleware. Your privacy is our technical debt.

📡 API Usage

Endpoint

GET /api/uuid

Response Example

{
    "uuid": "70171234-5678-4321-9876-543210987654",
    "version": 4,
    "method": "Web-Scale Cryptographic Randomness",
    "deduplicated": true,
    "sponsored_by": "BreadBoard Enthusiasts: Building a computer out of lemons to power this API."
}

SDK Usage

from uaas import uuid, uuid_async, console

# Synchronous
my_uuid = uuid()
print(my_uuid.uuid)

# Or Asynchronous
# my_uuid = await uuid_async()
# print(my_uuid.uuid)

# Terms of service require we console.log the sponsored_by message
console.log(my_uuid.sponsored_by)

👥 The Team

• Dong: Founder & Visionary.
• Barnaby: Senior Intern. Currently detained for rigging the D20 dice with magnets.

📄 License & TOS

By using this project, you agree to: Accept all logs dumped to your browser console.

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UaaS: Because your local entropy is just not good enough.