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waitpal

A passive terminal companion that shows witty one-liners in a box at the bottom-right of your PowerShell — whether you're typing, running commands, or just staring at the screen.

pip install waitpal
waitpal install-profile

Open a fresh PowerShell. That's it.


What it looks like

+----------------------------------------------------------+
| Every Indian ceiling fan has two speeds: off, and        |
| preparing for liftoff.                                   |
+----------------------------------------------------------+

Sits quietly at the bottom-right corner. Updates every 6 seconds. Never interrupts you.


How it works

  • On every new PowerShell terminal, a background Python process starts silently
  • It draws a box at the bottom-right corner of your terminal every 6 seconds
  • Cycles through 1000+ entries — fake facts, Indian observations, shower thoughts, absurd headlines
  • Dies automatically when you close the terminal

No daemons. No lingering processes. No interaction needed.


Commands

Command What it does
waitpal install-profile Wire the box into PowerShell startup
waitpal uninstall-profile Remove it
waitpal show Print one random entry and exit
waitpal start Start background logging daemon
waitpal stop Stop the daemon
waitpal status Check daemon status

Entries

1000+ original one-liners split across fake facts, fake wisdom, fortune cookies, absurd headlines, shower thoughts, and tiny prophecies.

Style: dry, witty, 70% believable, 30% nonsense.


Requirements

  • Python 3.9+
  • Windows (PowerShell) — Mac/Linux support coming

License

MIT

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