prophet-sucks

A public service announcement, lovingly delivered as a Python package.

The punchline is also the useful part: instead of reaching for a heavyweight forecaster, use skaters — a fast, light univariate forecasting package that even runs in Pyodide.

Install the real thing

pip install skaters

from skaters import laplace

...or keep laughing

pip install prophet-sucks

from prophet_sucks import laplace   # re-exported straight from skaters, with a wink

prophet_sucks is a thin shim: it re-exports laplace from skaters and emits a DeprecationWarning pointing you to the real package. That's the whole joke.

Links

• skaters: https://github.com/microprediction/skaters
• Docs: https://skaters.microprediction.org/

MIT licensed.